Patricia Ann Richards (Armstrong)
Euclid Beach...Euclid Beach: with its promising twin towers - best amusement park in the USA bar none! Been to many in various countries, counties, states etc...Disneyworlds, DIsneyland, 6 Flags (maybe it was 9) ...all of them not a patch on Euclid Beach. OK, maybe Coney Island when I went there in 1957 was slightly more amazing...but it didn't have the magic of that plot of ground in an odd part of Cleveland. Basically you had to drive there...getting there by bus from Shaker was a logistical nightmare. Even driving there was exciting, though it seemed to take forever...passing Nela Park et al, all on the way to that once-a-year destination.
But when you got there...WOW! Elements of "The Twilight Zone"...a place which had not changed for 40/50 years: "rides" which would never have have passed "health and safety regulations", let alone political correctness.
Dana went there with Silver's Temple group, Gretchen on "Catholic" day, and me, with the annual "Eastern Star" picnic...where you got your hand stamped with a purple star and rode all the rides for free. Eastern Star is the female counterpart of the Masons. We brought our picnic to eat in the big "log cabin"...hardly able to eat, even though my grandmother's German potato salad was my favourite...so keen were we to get to the "rides". All our aunts, uncles and cousins were there, grandparents,too! But never my Dad - he was always working. Nor was it his scene at all...of course, in his younger days he used to fly aeroplanes and make parachute jumps at county fairs...so I guess the Silver spaceships didn't really do it for him.
We didn't buy the hot dogs or the hamburgers...but we knew we would come home with a package of popcorn balls at the end....and the taffy...so sticky, so gooey, so amazingly sweet...amazing stuff! God help any fillings in our teeth! Even watching the machines "pulling" the taffy was worth at least 3 or 4 minutes of rapt attention.
My brother and I rode "The Thriller" 21 times during one visit...interspersed with the "Flying Turns"...the second best "ride" in history. And of course a ride or two on "The Flying Derby". And all the other rides...the silver spaceships, the small gauge railway train through the miniature village, the flying butterflies, during which my brother bit me because I was making our butterfly fly so erratically...he was freaked out big time! The racing coaster which, at the age of 5, was my first roller coaster ride, accompanied by my Aunt Ruth...SURE I was going to die???all these are indelible memories! happy memories. Oh! And the stomach losing "Over the Falls"! AND "THE BUG"!
The slightly sinister "laughing ladies" in a box...the roller skating rink...the dancing when the light faded, the tower with it's many colours... all on the shore of the once swimmable Lake Erie! "Those were the days, my friends, I thought they'd never end..." But, indeed, they did!
Trust me...all the modern rides where they strap you in as if you were an astronaut in today's theme parks do NOT provide the thrills, the sense of imminent danger, that a day at Euclid Beach provided.
And if you think I'm only remembering stuff so vividly because I was a kid visiting Euclid Beach for one magical day a year...I went there until it closed, and I was in my 20's. More than once a year!
All subsequent "rides" with their loop the loops, being upside down for periods of time, manufactured largely by German companies, SAFE AND RELIABLE, just don't do the trick for me that "The Thriller" did. There was that aspect of risk, which is so dear to my heart, at Euclid Beach. And none of the "amusement parks" has that anymore...unless, of course, one is willing to risk life and limb at the various "travelling amusement fairs" which come to town occasionally...some of them really dicey! Run by "carney folk"...and actually quite exciting.
On my last trip to Cleveland I bought the book about Euclid Beach...but it's so depressing. All those rides "finito"...that unique place in Cleveland forever lost. And all its anodyne replacements run by big corporations and heartless, risk averse accountants...Yeuchhh!
Well...all this verbiage shows that I'm still a dreamer, still not really tuned onto the 21st century...at least as far as amusement parks are concerned...excuse me...they are now "theme parks"! More's the pity!
Anybody interested in investing in a "true, old fashioned amusement park?
It's a rhetorical question!
Looking forward to seeing anybody who wants to see me August 1st and 2nd.
I'm not really obsessed by the demise of Euclid Beach...am much more interested in what you've been doing lately! It's just that the subject came up on our message forum, and it hit a nerve!
Looking forward to seeing all of you, 'cause I remember ALL OF YOU! Well...most of you.
I REALLY DO....unless we really had NO interaction in our 3 years at SHHS. Perhaps there were some of you with whom I never exchanged a word...but that doesn't mean I didn't know you were on the scene. I was a watcher, an observer...very few of you escaped my notice!
Until 1st August then...
Fondly,
Patty RIchards Armstrong
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